So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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