took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I think my vagina is haunted
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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