hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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