bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
no you cant smoke seaweed
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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