I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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