Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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