i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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