I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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