how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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