I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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