Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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