wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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