My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
He? As in you personified your dick?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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