i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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