Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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