um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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