you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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