she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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