Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize