check it out our google latitudes are spooning
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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