he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
