I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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