whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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