walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Say something about gay babies.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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