No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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