All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I just want nice things and good sex
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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