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I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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