we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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