like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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