normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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