is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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