that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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