My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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