She's JV to your varsity
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
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So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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