So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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