My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Your tits are I can't wait for
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
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