Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Randomize
