FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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