Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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