I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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