I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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