You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
do nipples grow back?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
