I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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