How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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