He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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