dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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