i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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