Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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