so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It all started with a game of naked twister.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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