I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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