Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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