I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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