hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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