i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
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