Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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