Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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