Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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