I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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