I puked a lego.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
My liver just had a heart attack.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
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