So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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