it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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